This week Miss NeNe has relocated to L.A. The house she is renting in Hollywood Hills is beautiful, but that furniture that Kenya let NeNe use out of her storage was hideous.

Kandi and her daughter Riley are baking a cake and Riley asks if she could move into the guest house when she becomes a teenager. Kandi shut that down quick. Btw I love Kandi’s hair this season with the swoop.

Kenya’s aunt and her cousin stop by. Her cousin says that she thought Walter was weird to begin with. She said Walter tried to talk to her years ago when she saw him around Atlanta. We all know that was a fake relationship anyway so moving on.

Phaedra and Apollo meet with Kenya to show her some of the workouts for the “Donkey Booty” workout video. The moves consisted of the “booty drop” and the “funky donkey.”

Phaedra does funky donkey

If anyone knows about a donkey booty, it would be Mrs. Parks. Do we remember the “swimwear” she wore in Anguilla? Kenya used Phaedra’s name to pitch the idea to some home video companies, which Phaedra considered a bit “presumptuous.” Kenya says the cost of the budget is coming in at $100k. Phaedra being an attorney, I hope she crosses her I’s and dots her T’s before going into business with Kenya. I don’t tend to trust delusional people. Jus sayin. This is clearly a case of beauty booty vs. brains.

Phaedra’s business attorney, Eric, meets with Phaedra, Apollo, Kenya and one of Kenya’s producers. Before Kenya and her producer enter, Eric tells Phaedra that Kenya’s budget was inflated by a substantial amount. According to Eric Kenya agreed with his suggestions for changes, but he has yet to receive a revised contract. Eric is listening outside the door. Kenya also wants 10% of the profits from the video. Kenya says she usually gets 50% and Phaedra asks “from who?” LOL. I love Phaedra. Now Kenya says she needs to talk to Apollo without Phaedra. Give me a break! Phaedra please send Miss Kenya on her twirling way!

phaedra

Kandi and Todd are out and about for his birthday. She first surprises him with a helicopter ride. Phaedra is at the venue for Todd’s party setting up and everyone arrives before Kandi and Todd. Kenya comes in and says she is surprised Phaedra is acting like nothing has happened between them regarding the video. Its a party not a business meeting. She needs to relax. There is a time and place for everything and clearly she has not learned that, even after Anguilla.

Todd and Kandi arrive and he is totally surprised to see his mother there. Good job Kandi! Now Kenya is asking Todd on his birthday about his conversation with Phaedra and Apollo regarding the “Donkey Booty” video. She is so ridiculous. I’m glad Kandi shut her down!

So Phaedra sent a random tweet asking for people to come to Cynthia’s Bailey Agency to cast for the “Donkey Booty” video. Apparently the tweet didn’t have any details so Cynthia canceled the casting. She wants her casting fee and rightly so. Kenya and Phaedra begin arguing about the money for the video. Kenya says she doesn’t want to do business with them and exits. I can’t wait to see what happens next week. Btw, when will this “Donkey Booty” video be available for purchase because I’m ready to support the cause?…Jus sayin.

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The ladies have returned from Anguilla and are back in Atlanta. NeNe decides to meet with Kenya. I’m glad NeNe is calling Kenya out on being delusional. Bottomline is “Walter is not that into you” [blonk]. LOL.

Cynthia and Kandi visit Porsha at her home, which is very nice. Cynthia asked how many bedrooms it has and Porsha can’t remember. Look at the foyer below.

Porsha tells Kandi she wants twins and she read about a village in Africa where the main part of their diet is yams and they have a large rate of twin births. Kandi suggests it could just be hereditary and Porsha hadn’t even considered that could be the reason for the abundance of twins. Go figure.  Kandi tells the ladies Todd has been talking about marriage. I hope he is for real, unlike Walter and Kenya.

Apollo and Phaedra meet with Kenya to discuss working with her production company on a “donkey booty” workout tape. In the beginning of the meeting Kenya is all business she actually sounds pretty intelligent. This is what I have been  waiting to see from her. But then she quickly disappoints yet again when she felt the need to discuss Phaedra and Apollo’s sex life. Kenya calls Phaedra unprofessional for debating details about the workout plan with Apollo in front of her, but she doesn’t think asking personal questions about their sex life is unprofessional? Hmmm ok. Why isn’t Phaedra checking Kenya on her nonsense?

Cynthia and Peter are in the grocery store and Peter sees a blog saying Phaedra and Apollo are heading to divorce. Cynthia mentions all she has heard about Apollo is that he goes to strip clothes often. She then asks Peter if he goes to strip clubs. Of course he does. Cynthia suggests they all go to the strip club together.

Kenya meeting Walter. Over it. We now all know is fake so I will not even give them anymore of my attention. Next!

Phaedra brings a Pastor to bless Kandi’s home. Phaedra feels the need to say “so this is the blessing, the next thing will be the wedding right Todd”. Todd quickly rebuts and says “I thought the housewarming was next”. I’m starting to like this guy. He has a good sense of humor. Phaedra begins discussing her issues with Apollo. Are these normal marital problems or do you think they are really heading for divorce?

Cynthia and Peter head to the strip club to meet Apollo and Phaedra. When they get inside there are old wrinkled, cellulite covered women dancing. Is that really a strip club? Cynthia chose the place so I’m sure it had to just be for laughs. The women were like 70 years old. Ewwwww. Apollo begins discussing his relationship with Phaedra and it doesn’t sound like everything is all roses.

NeNe has an photoshoot for Ebony magazine. She wears a dress adorned with dollar bills. NeNe has definitely come up since her start on the show.

Cynthia has a party at Bar One to debut her new PT Moscato wine. She looked beautiful in her tangerine dress, but the shoes didn’t do the dress justice. Perhaps a pair of Jaden or Lane by Hendrick Brun would have looked better.

At the party Porsha approaches Kenya to discuss their issue, but Kenya wants no parts of the conversation so she quickly dismisses Porsha. Porsha’s husband Kordell said she apologized enough and should move on. Do you agree? Once again the blog rumors of Apollo and Phaedra getting divorced comes up. They both defend their marriage and make a statement by giving each other a very sloppy tongue kiss. Was that all for show?

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