This week Miss NeNe has relocated to L.A. The house she is renting in Hollywood Hills is beautiful, but that furniture that Kenya let NeNe use out of her storage was hideous.

Kandi and her daughter Riley are baking a cake and Riley asks if she could move into the guest house when she becomes a teenager. Kandi shut that down quick. Btw I love Kandi’s hair this season with the swoop.

Kenya’s aunt and her cousin stop by. Her cousin says that she thought Walter was weird to begin with. She said Walter tried to talk to her years ago when she saw him around Atlanta. We all know that was a fake relationship anyway so moving on.

Phaedra and Apollo meet with Kenya to show her some of the workouts for the “Donkey Booty” workout video. The moves consisted of the “booty drop” and the “funky donkey.”

Phaedra does funky donkey

If anyone knows about a donkey booty, it would be Mrs. Parks. Do we remember the “swimwear” she wore in Anguilla? Kenya used Phaedra’s name to pitch the idea to some home video companies, which Phaedra considered a bit “presumptuous.” Kenya says the cost of the budget is coming in at $100k. Phaedra being an attorney, I hope she crosses her I’s and dots her T’s before going into business with Kenya. I don’t tend to trust delusional people. Jus sayin. This is clearly a case of beauty booty vs. brains.

Phaedra’s business attorney, Eric, meets with Phaedra, Apollo, Kenya and one of Kenya’s producers. Before Kenya and her producer enter, Eric tells Phaedra that Kenya’s budget was inflated by a substantial amount. According to Eric Kenya agreed with his suggestions for changes, but he has yet to receive a revised contract. Eric is listening outside the door. Kenya also wants 10% of the profits from the video. Kenya says she usually gets 50% and Phaedra asks “from who?” LOL. I love Phaedra. Now Kenya says she needs to talk to Apollo without Phaedra. Give me a break! Phaedra please send Miss Kenya on her twirling way!

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Kandi and Todd are out and about for his birthday. She first surprises him with a helicopter ride. Phaedra is at the venue for Todd’s party setting up and everyone arrives before Kandi and Todd. Kenya comes in and says she is surprised Phaedra is acting like nothing has happened between them regarding the video. Its a party not a business meeting. She needs to relax. There is a time and place for everything and clearly she has not learned that, even after Anguilla.

Todd and Kandi arrive and he is totally surprised to see his mother there. Good job Kandi! Now Kenya is asking Todd on his birthday about his conversation with Phaedra and Apollo regarding the “Donkey Booty” video. She is so ridiculous. I’m glad Kandi shut her down!

So Phaedra sent a random tweet asking for people to come to Cynthia’s Bailey Agency to cast for the “Donkey Booty” video. Apparently the tweet didn’t have any details so Cynthia canceled the casting. She wants her casting fee and rightly so. Kenya and Phaedra begin arguing about the money for the video. Kenya says she doesn’t want to do business with them and exits. I can’t wait to see what happens next week. Btw, when will this “Donkey Booty” video be available for purchase because I’m ready to support the cause?…Jus sayin.

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The drama in Anguilla continues this week with the fight between Porsha and Kenya. Phaedra tries to make some sense on why Kenya is upset saying Kenya gets upset when someone tries to discredit her accomplishments. NeNe makes it clear that  ”ain’t nobody thinking back to 93″, referring to when Kenya won her Miss USA title. The next morning NeNe tells Kandi about the argument the night before between Kenya and Porsha. NeNe then tells Kandi how she feels about their relationship. Kandi is honest about how she felt about NeNe. Hopefully these two can be friends. Porsha’s husband Kordell asks her what happened the night before with the argument. It seems like he knows Porsha is capable of starting some mess. Kenya feels the need to call all the ladies together before they head out to the beach to offer what she considers to be an apology to Porsha. That certainly didn’t seem like a genuine apology to me. She wouldn’t let anyone get a word in. The men were on the bus waiting and they didn’t want any parts of the drama.

When they finally arrive at the beach and sit down to lunch. Kenya gives Cynthia an autographed copy of Vanessa Williams’ new book. She also felt the need to call Cynthia out about not knowing that Vanessa Williams was the first black Miss America. Was Kenya trying to be funny? I believe so. Did Cynthia handle the situation well. Again, I believe so.

Greg arranges horseback riding and NeNe attempts to ride the horse. It was clearly not her thing.

At the dinner the last night in Anguilla the subject of marriage comes up yet again. Walter has to set the record straight that he did not say that they were going to actually elope in Anguilla, leaving Kenya with egg on her face. Kenya starts the conversation about how the men would or have proposed. All of a sudden Kenya gets up from the table because she is upset. Walter follows her out and she tells him how she felt about the marriage situation.

When he explains what he said about marriage she switches the issue to the tone in which he is speaking. Kenya is appearing to be truly delusional and desperate. She has transformed from a real housewife to a desperate housewife. Walter is not going to be pressured into marrying Kenya and he made that painfully clear. Engagement seems to be the furthest thing from his mind. I was embarrassed for her. Do you think this relationship will last? We will stay tuned in to find out.

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This episode the ladies and their men continued their trip in Anguilla (all except Kim as usual). Kenya was out of line asking which two friends would Phaedra give a pass for her husband Apollo to sleep with. Phaedra was definitely about to put away her “southern belle” handbook and take a page out of the “don’t mess with my man” handbook. Can you blame her? How would you have handled Kenya?  Kenya finally apologized to Phaedra, but was it genuine?

I love that NeNe questioned Kenya’s relationship with Walter. Is Kenya delusional? For a pretty woman shes coming off as very desperate. Am I the only one who thinks Walter is just playing with Kenya? NeNe is all up in the business. NeNe is bringing up the drama with Porsha and Kenya while they are getting ready to go to the spa. When Kenya leaves, NeNe continues to get the information from Porsha.

When the ladies arrive at the spa NeNe is not sure if she is supposed to take off her top. Has she never had a massage? Kandi is really enjoying her relationship with Todd and after all she’s been through she deserves it.  NeNe again begins to start the drama telling Kenya her relationship with Walter doesn’t seem real. Kenya claims they were talking about eloping. I’m sorry did I miss that part? I believe Kenya was talking about it and Walter was brushing her off as he usually does. Lol.  NeNe vs. Kenya this is interesting. Who will get the last word?

I am happy Peter decided to surprise Cynthia with the vow renewal. It was a beautiful all white ceremony, but I’m not loving the blue and white scarf on NeNe’s head. Cynthia was totally surprised and finally stopped looking for the Prime Minister and understood what Peter had done for her. The wish lanterns were a nice touch. I can guess what Kenya’s wish was…too bad it didn’t get off the ground. Uh-oh why is NeNe asking what happened between the Kenya and Porsha at the ladies late night get together? She really knows how to stir the pot and get the drama going and then sit there and look at her nails. What is that scar on Kenya’s arm? We know she didn’t burn herself cooking because she doesn’t do that. OMG did Porsha just call her a hood rat? LOL! I love Porsha’s yellow black and white cover up. The Porsha and Kenya argument is so crazy. If I follow Kenya’s logic it’s not okay to call someone a tramp, but you can call her a b@#$! Kenya just said she is “gone with the wind fabulous.” Do you think she is or is she just over the top? Hmmm, I can’t wait to see what next week brings.

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